Papa don't preach, I'm goin' to Africa!

Madonna, you really did it this time.

I don't know what's up with you and your buddies who are all adopting babies from third world countries, but YOU, Mrs. Richie, have really pissed me off.

First off, did you know that according to the AFCARS Report (Adoption and Foster Care Analysis and Reporting System Report), there were approximately 542,000 children in the U. S. in foster care on September 30, 2001.

All these children need homes and families they can call their own.

Oh, I'm sorry... that's right. You turned your back on the US.

How about this? There are currently 39,000 children in foster care in England. Again, children who need and deserve good homes and families.

So, what do you do? You go to Africa and buy a baby who HAS A FATHER! You paid a pretty penny for this baby, too! So... let me get this straight... you don't want a baby who really needs help and has no one. You want to be just like Angelina Jolie. Her hobby is ignoring the thousands of children in this country and doing the new, fashionable thing... buying a third world baby.

You're a real piece of work, lady.