Hey Santa-Baby!!!

Dear Santa, it’s Lynn, and here is my list
I tried to remember, hope no one was missed!

I don’t really need anything for myself,
But there are some liberals who sure need some help!

For Barbara Streisand, here’s the perfect thing,
How ‘bout Laura Ingraham’s “Shut up and Sing”?

For John Travolta and maybe Tom Cruise,
I’m sure they don’t have this, a big box of CLUES!

For Al Franken and creepy Alan Colmes,
Let’s move them to France and give them new homes.

For Hilary Clinton, with whom I’m fed up,
Some “Shut the F*** Up” in a big Christmas cup!

For Sharpton, and Jackson and Farrakhan too,
A special place in Hell, next to the ACLU.

Now, Michael Moore will need a big sack,
To send his butt personally to the war in Iraq.

For Cindy Sheehan for this Christmas season,
A list of the soldiers who died for a reason.

For “Hanoi Jane” and Phil Donahue,
A trip to Viet Nam would be good for those two!

That’s it for my list, I hope it’s all right,
May God keep you safe on Christmas Eve, night!

Love,
Lynn