Special Christmas "CLUELESS" award goes to...

Aloha Park Elementary School!!

I know you're asking yourself how an elementary school could possibly be the lucky recipients of this week's CLUELESS award. Well, keep your shorts on! I'm gonna tell ya!

This school, this institution of fine learning for our young citizens, actually told my best friend that she needs to mold how she's raising her children to fit what the school is teaching them!

Here's an example. My friend's daughter came home and said that no matter what she does, there's a bully who is bothering her and hitting on her and such. My friend said, "Have you asked him to stop?" to which the reply was "Yes." After a series of other questions similar to the last one, my friend finally said, "Hit him back!" So, the child hit the bully back!

Well, of course my friend's daughter got in all sorts of trouble. My friend got called to the school and told that she needs to check with the school before telling her daughter how to fend off a bully!

I'm like, "Are they high?" But no.... they're

CLUELESS!!!